06.25.07

Neighbor Update

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:01 pm by Administrator

So last week I found out that my other neighbor ended up calling the dog catcher on the neighbor with the dog.  I guess the lady threw a fit and came over and was calling the lady all sorts of names and even included the “N” word.  Well the dog catcher got there and he told them to call the cops because i guess this lady was out of control and I heard the kids were throwing stuff at the dog catcher.  Anyway the police came and i think wrote her a ticket for her dog (finally). 

Then last friday i noticed that one of my beach towels was missing from my deck.  I looked all over for it.  Then noticed some items in my pool.  So i put two and two together and I figured the neighbor kids came and jumped in my pool and used my towel and took it with them.  So fast forward to Monday evening.  I told Erin about the missing towel.  She decides she will go talk to the neighbor and ask if they have the towel.  When i got home i saw a kid with no shirt on standing out in my yard.  So Erin goes over to the neighbor house and says something about our missing towel.  I go to my back yard and see that they just got out of the pool.  The deck was wet and the water in my pool was still moving.  I also noticed a wrapper at the top of my stairs and then saw that they had stuck a condom on my door handle. 

Meanwhile Erin is talking to the neighbor’s neice.  The neighbor was working or something and the niece was babysitting.  She goes on to tell us that yeah the 13 year old kid was swimming in my pool and that ever since his dad died he has been acting out a lot and causing a lot of trouble.  She says the mom doesn’t know what to do with him and she kinda hinted at she wished they would take him away or something, cause she can’t handle him.  Erin asks the lady if they have our other towel and the niece said she thinks she saw one like it.  She goes and gets it for us.  We then call the cops and they show up.  The cop pretty much told us that they could do pretty much nothing to the kid since he was only 13.  He told us to let this one go but next time we should press charges and what not.  The cop told me to get No Tresspassing signs to put in my yard.  One should know not to jump my fence and get in my pool and take my towel. 

Anyway i talked to the other neighbors and they all seemed fed up with them too.  We are hoping that they can’t keep the house and they end up moving(please god).  Anyone got any suggestions on how to get rid of your neighbors? 

7 Comments »

  1. Kit said,

    June 26, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Personally, I’d fill the condom the kid left on your door, go over to his house, knock on the door and when the kid answers, smack him in the face with the soiled rubber. Then hand him your towel and ask if he’d like to use it to wipe off his face. I guarantee he won’t be back in your pool…

  2. justin said,

    June 27, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Call your home owners insurance company. Tell them the kid from next door has been trespassing on your property and better yet, swimming in your pool. They have ways of matters in their best interest, such as this.

  3. justin said,

    June 27, 2007 at 11:58 am

    *handling matters

  4. Administrator said,

    June 27, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    What can the home owners insurance company do? I kinda like Kit’s idea but i think i would end up in jail. This kid is a little punk. He curses out his mom and I thought the other day he was going to hit her with his skateboard.

  5. justin said,

    June 28, 2007 at 8:20 am

    It was kind of a joke/poking fun at how on edge the insurance company will be when you tell them some punk kid is taking kindly to your pool. So when he cracks his skull on your deck, they don’t have to foot the bill. Liability my Dear Seth, liability.

  6. Administrator said,

    June 28, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    I think what i need is to find another 13-15 year old kid and pay him to beat this kids arse. Everytime this kid messes up he gets a beating from my 13-15 year old friend. I can’t get in trouble for just talking about this can I ?

  7. Gid said,

    July 14, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    Seth-
    What kind of fence do you have? Any chain link or metal involved? I think you need to run a circuit out to your fence to electrify the sucker. Then of course, hang some signs stating, “Warning, electric fence, do not touch.” You may want to step down the amperage so when the little fucker fries his ass he is just shocked any not takin a bus to the ER.

    Oh and also,

    CONGRATULATIONS!

Leave a Comment